Today I figured out what to do with all those terrorists in Cuba. You find the most hostile enviornment inside the United States. I'm not talking about places like the desert, or an island, or such. I'm talking about finding a neighborhood where people absolutely do not want these people. That's where you put the prison.
Next you issue a shotgun and ammo to every home owner in a 5 mile radius of the prison with these instructions. "Shoot first, call second. When you run out of ammo training, bring the empty box in to be exchanged for a full box." You also give them a special, direct line phone number to a task force when they see suspuscious activity.
During prisioner orientation, you tell them all these things and say "Welcome to the second ammendment". No chance they will be planning a prison break.
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